Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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