your parents love me but you hate me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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