My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.