ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.