And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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