So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.