Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.