His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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