He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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