Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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