conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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