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the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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