fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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