If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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