IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
