yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
did you just send me my own nude
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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