dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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