cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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