We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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