You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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