i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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