he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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