therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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