So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
In America we eat man semen.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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