dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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