No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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