i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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