Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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