Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.

(773): View more from Illinois

Stop texting me, I'm right here.

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(847): View more from Illinois

but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.

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(773): View more from Illinois

It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse

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(440): View more from Ohio

I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line

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