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• (720): View more from Colorado

  how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"

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• (936): View more from Texas

  My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Turn on the Discovery Channel

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker

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• (914): View more from New York

  I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.

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