dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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