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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car

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• (850): View more from Florida

  your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.

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• (408): View more from California

  In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  "Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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  We've made things harder for ourselves

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  The struggle will be part of the fun

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• (607): View more from New York

  oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.

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