3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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