My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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