shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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