About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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