so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave