don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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