ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it hurts more in the daytime
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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