I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
