id be glad to
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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