I just saw a hot homeless man
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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