He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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