is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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