Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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