But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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