did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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