have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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