Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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