just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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