in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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