i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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