i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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