We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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