Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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