He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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