other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i out mim tonsoeep
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