He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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