1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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