i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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