and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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