she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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