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(908): View more from New Jersey

It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon

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(719): View more from Colorado

He's a Shit stain on my heart

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles

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(860): View more from Connecticut

We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out

(802): View more from Vermont

That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve

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(317): View more from Indiana

Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis

(317): View more from Indiana

preferably one with a six figure job and a boat

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