i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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